Sometimes, we want to see some high-flying action (e.g. Will Ospreay vs. Seth Rollins). Other times, we want hard-hitting offense (e.g. Toni Storm vs. Rhea Ripley). At my core, though, I just want to have a good time with some good laughs. After all, pro wrestling is supposed to be an escape from reality, right?

We present to you: WWE’s Chelsea Green vs. AEW’s Harley Cameron, the funniest escape from reality.

In their present forms, Green and Cameron lean more to the comedic side of wrestling, with Green notably leading the Secret Hervice, her own parody of the U.S. President’s Secret Service, as a heel. Admittedly, Green agrees to nearly every opportunity presented to her by WWE, such as falling through a table at Money in the Bank, being slammed into a dumpster (yes, a literal dumpster), or having her face dunked into a watery tin of apples. Regardless of the circumstances surrounding it, Green makes the moment her own. Furthermore, she makes it memorable by pairing it with over-the-top facial expressions, dramatic selling, or a tinge of comedic irony. I mean, she is a Canadian playing the role of a USA-themed, Karen-like character.

Standing opposite someone like Harley Cameron, an Australian, we believe Green can lean into her current gimmick even more while also maximizing the humor element. Cameron, of course, is now a beloved babyface in All Elite Wrestling, with the added talents of singing, guitar-playing, and ventriloquism working to her benefit.

While Green conveys many of her messages (and grievances) through formal letters, Cameron utilizes her artistic talents to do so. In fact, she’s even created a puppet of TBS Champion Mercedes Mone, whom fans have also seen sing and rap in the lead up to Cameron’s title match against “The CEO.” As such, the idea of puppet Green seems only fitting, and rather too good to pass up, for this potential crossover match.

Interestingly, Green recently revealed that she had pitched herself to be a real-life version of Alexa Bliss’ Lilly doll. We imagine that a mid-match argument between Green and her puppet version could be equally as amusing. Hell, puppet Green striking down Secret Hervice members Piper Niven and Alba Fyre like Santino Marella’s Cobra is also possible.

Frankly, when combined, the creativity between Green and Cameron seems limitless, which in turn would make their clash all the more unpredictable. One thing is for certain, though — we will be entertained.

Written by Ella Jay