Looking to reserve a room for herself and her mother for a planned girls’ trip, Green decided to splurge, because why not, when you already have a couple of nights “on the arm,” thanks to her previous misfortune. “You know what, Mom?” she remembered saying. “Let’s stay at the beautiful Fairmont in London. Let’s treat ourselves!” But when she proffered the free nights she had been granted, things didn’t exactly go as planned.

“They basically said, ‘No, it’s expired,'” Green said. “‘And also, we gave you that gift certificate for the Vancouver Fairmont.'” All of this was news to the once-and-again “Hot Mess,” who is the reigning AAA Mixed Tag Team Championship alongside NXT North American Champion Ethan Page, and considering that nearby Victoria, British Columbia, Canada is her hometown, that wouldn’t even make sense in the first place. “Why would I ever want to go to the Fairmont in my hometown?” she pondered. “I’m gonna sleep in my sister’s bed. Are you kidding me? I’m gonna sleep at my parents’ house.”

Ultimately, Green, who recently signed a new, multi-year deal with WWE, realized this wasn’t a fight worth fighting any further. “I have realized that it’s a battle I’m not gonna win,” she said. “It’s champagne problems.” In the end, she just hopes Fairmont has learned something from this extended, unfortunate exchange and that no one else is treated similarly, adding, “I don’t want to be spoken to like that. I’m just a girl trying to have a drink at The Plaza, okay? Sue me. Anyway, so, that’s that. We are no longer supporting The Fairmont.”

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