“Me and Hulk are on one side; this dude gets over the railing, past security, inside the ring, and there’s big Kev’ waiting,” Hall said, adding that the dude was out of luck and couldn’t imagine what he might have been thinking. “He probably thinks security’s going to stop him, so he can tell all his buddies, ‘Well, I tried to, man…'”

Regardless of his unknown intentions, the results are without dispute: “Kev knocked this cat out!” Nash dropped the man with a stiff righ hand and then began kicking him, as the gentleman — now wracked with regret — was rolling out of the ring to contemplate his life choices. “Now the dude’s down, and me being the prick that I am, I hear this commotion behind me. I look over and go, ‘Kev, is that a mark?'” Hall said, before putting his own boots to the guy “full shoot.”

“What do we got here?  We’ve got a fan coming in.” Tony Schiavone said on the broadcast. “He didn’t last long,” added Bobby Heenan on commentary.

Hall said fans can yell and cheer and boo all they want but they’re not allowed to touch the wrestlers or throw stuff at them, let alone jump the barricade and get in the ring. “Once you come into the ring, we don’t know if you got a gun, a knife, or whatever. And guess what: that’s what I do for a living, man. Yeah, it might be fake, but all I gotta do is turn the volume up a little bit, and it starts becoming real.”

Hall also addressed the unknown assailant during the interview, thanking him. “It was fun stomping on your face. I hope you learned your lesson.”