After reminding the audience that stabbing a wrestler is no longer the ultimate compliment that it once was, Foley revealed that the closest he’d ever come to an interaction like that was when an older woman poked him in his kidneys with an umbrella in Guam. Although, since one good Funk story deserves another, the WWE Hall of Famer also shared a time when his hero almost got more than stabbed. 

While receiving an award at a lucha libre show in front of a predominantly Hispanic audience in Chicago, Funk called Mexican wrestlers “gutless.” His comments caused a melee that sent Foley andthe homicidal, suicidal, genocidal Sabu to the locker room to seek safety. However, the Texan was straddling a guardrail like a horse in the middle of the mayhem.

“He [was] having the time of his life,” chuckled Foley. “He’s got either a chain or a rope with the cowbell on the end of it. It’s all just part of the party for Terry like it’s just part of being a heel … This is something he not only accepts but looks forward to and likes and thrives on.” Modern heels may throw around childish insults and drag their feet on competing in matches regularly to get heat, but it’s not likely that they will infuriate a crowd as Funk did back in the day because, as Foley points out about the living legend, “people literally wanted to kill him.”

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