The following are the ongoing live results of tonight’s WWE Wrestlepalooza event, courtesy of our friends at Rajah.com:

Triple H Welcomes us to WrestlePalooza

We return to the ring and Paul “Triple H” Levesque invites us to “witness the final form of sports entertainment. If tonight is your first night, let me welcome you to WWE. Let me welcome you to ESPN! Let me welcome you to WrestlePalooza!” Fireworks go off at the stage to pops. He leaves and commentary hypes tonight. We cut to the back and see we’re being joined by a slimmer and clean-shavenPat McAfee. The crowd showers him with love as he settles in on commentary.

Singles Match: John Cena vs Brock Lesnar

At 7:13pm EST, we start our card with Brock Lesnar’s entrance to a decent pop. At 7:16pm, the music pops and out comes the Greatest of All Time accompanied by a few dozen kids, all decked out in matching Cena merch. Cena pays respect to the kids, pops the crowd, and storms the ring. This match is almost under way at 7:18pm! We get Cena’s custom entrance and right as Alicia Taylor begins Brock’s she’s interrupted by none other than Paul Heyman! He gives his former friend one last custom entrance, hyping the crowd with a “17-defeating*, G.O.A.T.-slaying, Cena-conquering, former NCAA/UFC/WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, the Last Real Ass-Kicker, Brock Lesnar!” We get our bell at 7:21pm.

Both Superstars immediately clash and go at it to a big pop. Lesnar takes an early control and begins to whip Cena into the turnbuckles, taunting him as he’s down. Lesnar with a release German Suplex to the outside of the ring, stunning Cena briefly. Lesnar keeps the pace slow during his time in control, dragging out the next two minutes or so. Cena begins to power up and looks for an AA at 7:25pm; Lesnar escapes and clotheslines Cena so hard, it knocks the spit out of his mouth. Lesnar intentionally slows the pace once again, hitting another release German Suplex to keep the G.O.A.T. grounded. Lesnar pulls Cena up, looking for a Crucifix toss, but Cena escapes and begins his comeback sequence at 7:27pm. Cena hits multiple running shoulder blocks to Lesnar before finally knocking him down. Cena hits three successive Attitude Adjustments to Lesnar in a row, covering within moments–but Lesnar kicks out!

Cena calls for the Five-Knuckle Shuffle and starts the sequence, but Lesnar interrupts him with an F5! Lesnar pulls Cena up and hits another F5 to boos! Lesnar yells “get up” at Cena, then pulls him up. Lesnar hoists Cena up for a third F5 and hits it! At 7:29pm, Lesnar picks Cena up and executes a fourth F5! Will he hit 5 F5’s? We’re about to find out. Lesnar drags this out, standing over the downed Cena for several moments. Lesnar hits a fifth F5! 5-F5’s! He picks him up and hits a sixth!!! Damn! Lesnar covers Cena and picks up the win at 7:30pm as Cole yells that Lesnar has destroyed Cena.

Your Winner, Brock Lesnar. (9 minutes)

Tag Team Match: the Usos vs the Vision (Special Guest Ref: LA Knight)

The ref (Knight) begins his entrance at 7:42pm, followed by the Usos to a great pop and crowd entrance at 7:43pm, and lastly by the Vision (Bronson Reed & Bron Bre makker) with “the Visionary” Paul Heyman at 7:50pm. Note: during the Usos entrance, they paused to work up the crowd by having them get their cells out, pop the lights on, and welcome ESPN to the WWE with a massive Yeeting the likes of which haven’t seen since the Great Yeet of ’09. They take their sweet time, and even humor the crowd when they ask for the Usos to roll it back. Seven freakin’ minutes on that entrance. We finally get our introductions ahead of our bell at 7:52pm. We’re starting off with Bronson Reed and Jey Uso. Reed starts off strong but the Usos use a quick tag to double-team the big man, giving themselves a very brief time in control.

Reed quickly shuts that shit down, however, and takes Jimmy into the Vision’s corner. The two Brons begin using frequent tags to maintain control and isolate Big Jim in their corner. The pace slows drastically. Reed looks to get a steel chair but Knight catches him and warns him. Big Jim kicks Reed in the gut, making him drop the chair. Jimmy picks up the chair and Knight (the ref, mind you) tells him to go ahead, turning his back! Uso smacks Reed with the chair but Breakker rushes over to make the save. The action goes back into the ring, where Jimmy hits mounting corner punches on Reed to a big pop. Jimmy runs off the ropes but spills to the outside when Breakker grabs the top rope and drops, pulling it down with him. Knight warns him. Breakker tags in then heads outside the ring. Breakker runs around the ring and hits a torpedo shoulder tackle to Jimmy that drops him immediately. Breakker takes it back in the ring and tags in Reed; the Vision work together to hit a unique double-team move on Uso, covering for two. Reed takes a turn working over Big Jim, and the action spills outside again. Reed grabs a chair and whacks Big Jim. Knight plays it fair, allowing it, and Wade Barrett speculates this is now a No Holds Barred match.

Reed wedges a chair in a corner then begins to work over Big Jim with suplexes and slams. Breakker tags in and keeps the pace slow, using a suplex to drop Jimmy before covering. He breaks the cover himself and does push-ups in the ring as the crowd barks. Breakker and Reed continue to keep Uso isolated and use frequent tags and infrequent offensive moves to drag this out. Reed sets up a chair in the middle of the ring and places Jimmy’s head on it. His move backfires, however, as Big Jim avoids it. Jimmy looks for the hot tag but Breakker tags in and takes out Jey before Jimmy can. Breakker and Reed work together to hit a move akin to the Steiner DDT. Reed looks to charge Big Jim in the corner, but Uso dodges and Reed goes head-first into the steel chair he set up in the corner earlier. At 8:02pm, Jey fires the crowd up for the upcoming hot tag.

Jimmy makes the tag as Breakker tags in, and the two clash. Jey’s on fire and so is the crowd for the Yeetster as he pummels Breakker with big fists. Jey hits a big hip attack on Breakker in the corner, paying homage to Rikishi and Umaga. Jey with a big kick to stun Breakker. “Main Event” goes up top and hits a crossbody, covering for two at 8:03pm. Jimmy’s shown recovering at ringside as Jey yells for a table. Jimmy gets the table to a huge pop from the Indianapolis crowd. The Usos set the table up in the middle of the ring as Heyman yells at them. Reed’s back in this and all four men brawl in the ring around the set-up table. Reed repositions the table into a corner, setting it up at an approximate 45 degree angle. Reed gives direction to Breakker, who proceeds to pull down the shoulder straps. Breakker goes for a Spear on Jimmy but eats a Superkick!

The Usos fire up, hitting Superkicks on their opponents before hitting the 1D! They cover but Reed makes the save just in time at 8:05pm.